because mops that absorb the rain
will slow them down;
so they go with brooms.
***
If all vampires were a pizza,
what kind of pizza would they be?
I think they’d be an olive pizza.
Olive forever to infinity.
This may sound kind of cheesy,
but I’m talking about pizza.
Good food makes me smile,
smile like the Mona Lisa. 🙂
Why in the world would anyone ask
if all vampires were a pizza,
which pizza would they be?
Because what if there’s a witch
who is really very hungry,
and she got in a fight
with Count Dracula’s posse?!
Then the witch would cast a spell
to make vampires edible.
She’d ring the lunchtime bell.
This poem’s a trick;
can’t you tell?
***
Halloween (the 31st of October)
reminds me of these thoughts (in this blog: they’re not over).
These 2 poems Witches Ride and If All Vampires Were a Pizza, What Kind of Pizza Would They Be?
were in Milpitas Post issues;
the memory of both my poems still continues.